In honor of the all of the posts I’m seeing around Facebook about foods that the “experts” won’t eat, I’ve decided to make my own post.

 

1. Bacon

Just kidding. I love bacon.

2. Pepsi

Who drinks this? Coke is it! OK, I’ll drink it if you offer me one or if I’m at a restaurant that only serves Pepsi. I’m not going without soda!

3. Any food that expires the day I’m eating it.

That would be wrong.

4. Leftovers that “look funny.”

Especially when my other option is ordering a pizza.

5. Cold french fries.

Luckily they usually don’t last long enough to get cold.

6. Those weird orange and black candies you get at Halloween.

Because they were last manufactured in 1957.

7. Mayonnaise on hamburgers.

I like mayo on most things, but on hamburgers? That’s disgusting.

8. Canned peas.

However, I love canned corn, canned tomatoes, and canned Spaghetti-Os.

9. Soggy bread.

Ewwwww.

10. Iceberg Lettuce

Unless it has ranch dressing on it. Or if it’s on a hamburger. Or a taco.